Some College Comedy Things

In college, I was the Editor-in-Chief of Georgetown's satirical magazine The Heckler. After three years in and running the club, I accumulated nearly 100 headlines and several articles to go with. I published under a pseudonym, but here, today, I am doxxing myself! My pseudonym has now been passed on to a lucky member of the next generation, but everything published under Duchess Barbara Knittingford of Hartford, CT up until May 5, 2025, was mine.

Here are a few hyperlinked articles that are my favorites. Click on the titles, and they'll take you there! Some of these reference things from the Georgetown zeitgeist, but I think most if it will be understandable to a layman like you, dear reader.

Cool Guy Comfortable With His Sexuality Actually Attaches Key Chain to His Belt!

Cigarettes, Techno, and Leather: How One Student’s Study Abroad Experience Makes Them So Much Fucking Cooler Than You

Hitler to Distance Self From Kanye in Light of Recent Tweets

Live Fast, Die Young: Sophomore Whose Fake Worked at Tombs Doesn’t Think It Gets Better Than This

OpEd: y im pwoud 2 b msb stoodent (side note: the MSB is the business school at Georgetown)

The Worst Person You Know Just Got Into Infographics: What This Means for Your Already Declining Mental Health